Movie: GI Joe: Retaliation (2013)
Overall Rating: 1 / 5
General Impression: I am never getting that time back...
Action. Check. A bit of sci fi tech. Check. Explosions. Check. Reduced expectations. Check.
Like, words cannot describe the sheer disappointment of having spent time watching this movie.
As I mentioned, my expectations were already reduced when I saw that Channing Tatum, The Rock, and Bruce Willis were starring in this movie. But seriously, it put me to sleep: the plot was predictable, the action was predictable and unrealistic, and the humour wasn't... humourous.
Please, don't make the same mistake I did and waste the 120 odd minutes of your life watching this.